She pulls her hair back as she screams..

Fri, 22 May 2009 18:30:10 GMT

R.I.P.

Tripod
09/18/08 - 05/22/09

He died some time this morning. I'd noticed he was feeing sick, but I wasn't really sure what to do with it. I know long-tailed grass lizards don't live that long, but still .. I had a real attachment to him. He was my only solace in that horrible Jesus house I lived in last semester. He was my best friend while I was there. He used to lie on my hand while I typed on my computer, just enjoying the warmth and wrapping his tail around my fingers. I would get up every morning and raise the blinds next to his cage so he could enjoy natural warmth. I got him a dinosaur background for his cage. I re-arranged my whole room so he could have a change of scenery.

And this morning, when I woke up, just nine months after I found him at the Pet Store, he was on his back. It made me want to vomit. He looked so pale and shriveled up and - God, it was horrible. I can't even think about it.

Mon, 04 May 2009 03:17:59 GMT

I feel so fucking lost.

Help.

Thu, 09 Apr 2009 21:48:12 GMT

Alright, guys, so this is VERY important. Pay attention, gather 'round, whatever.

Okay, so I met this girl and she's set up a meeting to try out for the Suicide Girls. Yeah, I know, how fucking awesome. And she asked ME to take the pictures for her first portfolio to show the people there. She's super hot and she's perfect as a Suicide Girl, but I need some ideas on some shoots. I've been looking at other SG pictures and I've gotten some ideas, but a lot of you guys are into them, so what do you think?

Let me know!

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 04:45:05 GMT

I had a wreck.

My back tire tread came off, got caught in my front tire, and sent me into a median and then over two lanes of interstate. I'm okay, but ... really. Really. I wanted to throw up because of how close I was to getting slammed by a car going 70 miles an hour.

how my car didn't flip... I don't know.

Fri, 26 Dec 2008 03:37:24 GMT

Merry Christmas, dumbasses.

Sun, 14 Dec 2008 06:04:37 GMT

One of my friends from high school died.

He'd been sick for a really long time, so I guess it's better this way. It sucks, though. He was a good guy, and .. well, I dunno. He had a lot of faith in people that I didn't. Don't get me wrong.. He was a redneck, and stubborn, and sometimes an asshole. But .. I dunno. He was still my friend. And he died.

It seems like friends shouldn't die.

Prop. 8 The Musical!

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 02:28:57 GMT

When you see it... you'll shit bricks.
In other news.. life sucks just as much as before. </div>

Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:51:53 GMT

My lizard is so dumb. I just changed his bedding and he's wandering around.. wondering where he's at. Like it's not the exact same cage.

I guess that's what happens when your brain's the size of a pencil lead.

This isn't him. But it's what he looks like, sans the front right leg. (Hence the name Tripod).

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 01:23:02 GMT

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 04:08:11 GMT

eta: fuck, California. srsly? When is this shit going to end?

We need our own MLK. Obviously that shit worked for OTHER minorities.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/election_rdp

FUCCCCCCK YESSSSSSSS

PRESIDENT OBAMA FOR THE FUCKING WIN

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 16:58:14 GMT

This is another interrupted hiatus post to announce:

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OBAMA.

/end.

Sat, 13 Sep 2008 21:29:06 GMT

[unnecesarrilybitchyandrageinduced]

hiatus.

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 18:27:59 GMT

FUCK I am so FUCKING ANGRY and I cannot understand WHY.

Where the fuck ARE YOU LIFE?! I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND. GOD DAMNIT.

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:30:43 GMT

This song reminds me of eleventh grade.

Of Brokeback Mountain, Gackt, long hair, Rocky Horror Picture Show, seventh period math class, test prep.

Fuck you for making me miss it all so much.

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 05:27:14 GMT

Wig ideas :D

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 23:37:21 GMT

So I'm going to try my damndest to get to Otakon and AWA this year, and if/when I do, I'm going to cosplay Chiri (SZS) and post time skip Kinon (GL). Anyway, I was looking for wigs for Chiri and Kinon and I found this one that I could perhaps use for Chiri:

http://www.amphigory.com/wigs_bersi.html

It's white in the picture, obviously, but they have a black one. It says in the ad that it's a little thin and of course I'll have to cut the bangs (or get one of my more skilled friends to do it for me) but otherwise it seems fine. I need one with the part down the middle since that's sort of her signature look. Anndddd this is where I got my Yamato wig, so it's done me good before. Anyway, what do you think?

Also, does anyone know where I can commission my Kinon costume? I might be able to make it, but somehow I have little faith in my own skills.

A QUESTION. I HAS IT.

Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:44:03 GMT

Okay, so I know this is kinda late since summer is like a month away, but are there any rooms left for basically ANY cons this summer? Because seriously, I don't care what con it is, I just want to go to one. I miss it so much. @_@ The problem is, of course, rooming.

So, yeah. Anyone got any room?

If not, oh well. I'll just pass this summer working. but I'd really really really really like to go to a con.

Thanks. :D

Edit: 11:08 p.m. (The conversation that transpires when condoms are found mysteriously draped over lots of things on campus :D :D :D :D )

kouyakatty (11:05:52 PM): yellow condom.... god I hope it was that color orginally

sarahisapotmfan (11:06:01 PM): haha eww

sarahisapotmfan (11:06:13 PM): mine was pink... dear god if it wasnt that to begin with...

kouyakatty (11:06:48 PM): if it wasn't pink to begin with then you can at least take comfort in the fact it was gay splooge

kouyakatty (11:06:52 PM): because gay splooge is def. pink

sarahisapotmfan (11:07:06 PM): ..o...m...g

kouyakatty (11:07:11 PM): hahahahahaha

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:20:35 GMT

So, I really need something to occupy my time sine I took a break from being super busy for the semester (besides school work and church and Phi Lamb). Who has some good anime to suggest for me? Preferably something readily available on the internet. I NEED a good, fresh anime vice.

Any ideas?

Thanks!

-Colby

Thu, 09 Aug 2007 19:07:09 GMT

4-chan

is full of retarded faggots. Cosplayers - and I don't count myself as one because I'm not well known enough to be on 4chan - are the bravest people I know.

-Colby

OTAKON = EPIC WIN

Sun, 22 Jul 2007 23:57:49 GMT

HALLO.

I am now at Twin's house and making the greatest picture post known to man and cosplay. Otakon - my first con EVER - was pretty fantastic. What with the new people that I absolutely love - like JJ, Beth, Jason, Kasai, Joyce, Josh, Mika, and Alyssa - were absolutely amazing. I cosplayed as Yamato from Loveless but got mistaken for Yui from Fushigi Yugi the whole time. XDD I didn't care, though. The characters look EXACTLY the same so it was okay. I just let them take pictures anyway. Teehee.

Basically, THIS SUMS UP OTAKON:

So..

DAY ONE

Alyssa, Me (as Yamato) and Joyce!

Kingdom Hearts Cosu-pray~

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Rubu-Ress (Loveless)

Jack and Me :3

DAY TWO

HARRY POTTER RABU RABU RABU RABU RABU

SEXY TIME

Rave/Random - <3 <3 <3 <3 for my new friends, especially JJ, Joyce, and Alyssa. I love you guys, for serious.

Hahaha I look like a tool.

The.... End..... Oh god this took two hours of my LIFE.

Sat, 23 Jun 2007 04:03:44 GMT

Hey. So.

Guess what?

I have a boyfriend. :D Hot damn.

-Colby

Fri, 22 Jun 2007 00:21:06 GMT

AH-HA MY FANDOM SECRET IS A SUCCESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

bet'chu can't guess which one is mine.

[sarcasm]

-Colby

Tue, 05 Jun 2007 02:56:46 GMT

I RETURNNNN.

Yes, the laptop is finally alive and able-bodied at my new house. Though, of course, much tom-fuckery has ensued, as our new computer is not up and THEREFORE the laptop of COLBY is being used by the entire family. What the FUCK I'm going to do with all my porn is beyond me. It just pisses me off when people use my things anyway. I'm very posessive. Anyway.. my laptop is in our cluttered office.. thingy...room. And it's stupid, but hey. Internet has returned and GUESS WHAT that means YAMATO PROGRESS PICS+PICS OF ME AND MY ROOM!

Alright, so to begin with. Here is my new bedroom. It is quite Asian and oriental and earthy and WEEABOO AND THAT IS FUCKING OKAY.

I.. don't know why this won't rotate. @_@

Oh sure. This one will work fine. (Note the picture of sey. It's hard to see, but I bet she spots it XD)

Am I losing my touch? Jesus. Oh well. You get the idea. My bed/scroll/lamp/tablethatIputtogethermyself.

NOW WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. My progress pics for Yamato! Note: I made none of this. I just found the shit and put it together. The wig was cut/styled by the fabulous _sey. Currently, the list goes as such:

I have:
Blonde wig
Blazer
Socks

I need:
Blue ribbon
Brown pleated skirt
Brown slip-on shoes

So. We're about half and half, I s'pose. Anyway. PICTURES. Please, please comment and let me know if I'm totally fucking it up or what. Seriously.

I have no idea what to do with my face XDD;;

Still don't understand why this is so small.

The End.

Still need my ribbon, skirt and shoes. My mom is helping me, though. She's kind of getting into this whole thing. Little scary.

-Colby

Tue, 08 May 2007 22:26:48 GMT

TWO MORE DAYS OF SCHOOL.

Hang in there, Sey.

So, I finally updated my computer/browser/whatever today. It's been leaving me annoying popups for about a month now, but it started to stall my programs and affect my porn watching time, so I finally had to fix it.

How irritating.

I got a full Pell Grant. :D :D :D Which means 4000 dollars for Colby to go to college! Hell yeah. Makes Happy Colby Happy. I need to take a shower. I feel gross.

-Colby

Sun, 06 May 2007 03:38:06 GMT

I need a fuckin' USB cord to plug my pick-chas.

My dog chewed through my old one. .____________.;;;;